This morning I decided to purchase a blueberry muffin (as I do far too often) at the university food area. Sometimes when I take the bottom wrapper off a bit sticks to it. I was chomping that little bite off this morning and looked up to see one of my former bosses waving at me frantically from outside our front window. That's two days in a row I've shown myself to be extraordinarily tacky.

Today's Daily Presidential Briefing:
Dear Mr. President,
I hope you're enjoying your trip in Europe. Please Please Please don't make any "freedom fries" or "freedom toast" jokes.