It's really sort of a downer. I have my blue plastic drinking cup with me at work, always filled with cold water for my refreshment and health all day long.
Unfortunately, I'm absent-minded and left it in the bathroom earlier this afternoon. About twenty minutes later, I went to retrieve it and it was gone.
One of three things happened to it:
(a) a custodian threw it away;
(b) the federal government confiscated it as an aid to their ongoing investigation into my life;
(c) it fell prey to one of my cultish fans, who will either be posting pictures of it to his website or selling it on EBay by night's end.

Speaking of EBay, nothing is more relaxing for me than perusing all the different merchandise offered via auction that is chimpanzee paraphernalia.

A new essay is coming soon.