Today's break from work was getting a call from the detective investigating the theft of my computer. If only the suspect weren't so slippery...well, he's not entirely slippery. We know where he works. We have his license plate number. We'd just like to know where he lives. It's probably better that I don't know, but the detective will hopefully gain that information.

Today's funniest aspect about working here: the iced tea in the buffet one floor up sprung a leak, thus dripping iced tea through our ceiling. For some reason the idea of it raining Lipton in here amused me.